Milk Kid

Pastor

Waitress

Dickie Bailey

Sally Lamonsoff

Higgins' Father

Kurt McKenzie

Bailey's Wife

Marcus Higgins

Bridget Hilliard

Robideaux

Bean Lamonsoff

Tardio's Wife

Norby the Ride Guy

Bobby 'Buzzer' Ferdinando

Water Park Stud

Keithie Feder

Lenny Feder

Geezer

Charlotte McKenzie

Sadie Tardio

Jasmine Hilliard

Rob Hilliard

Tardio

Scoreboard Guy

Greg Feder

Andre McKenzie

Mama Ronzoni

Referee

Bailey's Son

Malcolm