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Oscar Chow

Honey

Hector

Eddie Huang

Emery Huang

Video Store Clerk

Raul Ruiz

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Scottie Pippen

Justin Chen

Louis Huang

Dmitri

Phillip Goldstein

Trent

Evan Huang

Steve Chen

Brian

Grandma Huang

Marvin

Brock

Bed-Wetter Doug

Janitor

Principal Hunter

Barefoot Dave

Jessica Huang

Mitch

Officer Bryson