Agent Cowen

Captain Dwayne Hernandez, 'Spanish Mike' Alvarez

Gothic Kid

Andrew, Man

Deputy Clementine Johnson, Water Heater Lady, Newlywed Bride

Reading Ron

Levon French

Deputy Travis Junior, Streaker, Mime, Birdhouse Pervert, Personal Trainer, Pumpkin Pervert, Reading Radish

Steed

Lieutenant Jim Dangle, Man Shot by Wiegel, RV Driver, Weird Trucker

Fireman #1, Fireman, Paramedic

Mayor Hernandez

Brad the Friendly Homeowner, Coach Brad Petrie, Cryogenics Salesman

Camerlingo Frederico, Most Wanted Man

Jeffrey De La Costa

Murray

Frank, Rookie Jared Reese, Sgt. Andrew Blake

Rookie Jackson

Russian Sexpot

Doctor

Mike Powers

Deputy S. Jones, Drunk Cowboy, Rufus

Chris, Kevin the Sex Offender

Criminal, Homeless Guy, Junior the Third, Timpathy the Criminal

Mary Magdalene

New Jones - Deputy Culufu Garwood

Candy

Hysterical Woman

Steve Marmella, Deputy Patrick Bates, Internet Predator, Ugliest Boy in the World

Deputy Trudy Wiegel, Jackie the Hooker, Hippie Van Driver

Himself